FULL DETAILS - FRI 1 JULY 2000

- The audio starts at 11.35pm just after the live boxing caused a delay to the beginning of the programme
- James announced it was 25 mins to 12 and that Michael Gomes is a Manchester City fan.  He also expressed delight about the news story of triangular cricket, and improving sports. He then confirmed that the show was to the Visual Gag night "you do a gag that is incomprehensible - the first time it has been tried on radio". 
- After the break, James presented the first visual gag about a lobster going into a pub. Then the one about the man cutting his arm off in an industrial accident.
- First caller was said to be Steve in a tent in a Towcester but then it was amended to John in Edmonton who said a joke about a one armed man who went for a wee
- Another break then Gilbert in Walthamstow wanted to talk about how to make horse racing more popular
- Anthony in Gateshead said a visual gag about a banjo sandwich
- Then came the midnight news (incluidng Kevin Keegan telling the FA to "stuff their job")
- After the news, some e-mails read out
- Then Cornelius in Islington said a visual gag - something to do with 3 schoolgirls playing in the playground - the signal wavered a bit and it is hard to make out the rest
- Pete in Coventry did a visual gag about a woman looking for the baked beans in the supermarket
- James then did a gag about 2 blokes in a pub taking about bees
- After a break, an e-mail joke
- Tony in Embankment, London with a visual gag about two turtles
- Pauline in Burley in Wharfedale with a visual gag about a group of soldiers in the desert
- Tim in Liverpool with a visual gag about a dog in a chip shop
- Then more e-mails - Tezza in Cleethorpes says James just drones on and on - then one from Mike from Eccles wants to know why "that septic" [Chris Ashley] gets a full 4 hours on air after James
- George in London with a "not quite" visual gag about a honeymoon
- Linda in Blackpool with a visual gag about 2 sausages walking into a pub
- After a break, Joe in Donegal with a visual gag about 2 imaginary dice
- Then Shaun in Blackley, Manchester with a "visual gag" about the Wild West
- Then Eli in Penge, London with a "visual gag" a man with a dog
- Then Dave on the M20 with a visual gag about a man taking a barman job near the explosives factory
- Then Tom in Kent with a visual gag about two hippos
- Then Mike "in the shadow of Europe's largest brick structure" (presumably from Stockport) with a visual gag about 2 catapillars
- Then Bryce in Torquay said James had done his joke
- Timecheck 12.45 and then a break, which was just a trailer for the Sunday breakfast programme
- Jim on the M25 with a visual gag about seals
- John in Putney with a visual gag about a little old lady in a hardware shop
- Steven in Livingstone with a visual gag about 2 gay cowboys
- Jimmy in Lincolnshire with a visual gag about which hand the frog is in
- Kevin "in some preposterous place" with a visual gag about a vicar and the parrot
- Mel in Swindon with a "visual gag" about two flies on a toilet seat
- James then told a story about how he is not feeling immortal
- Last caller was John in Yorkshire with a visual gag about an unusual pet in a pet shop