FULL DETAILS - SAT 1 JULY 2000

- The programme starts at 11.35 after being delayed for more than 90 mins due to live boxing
- James explains that tonight's programme will be a visual gag night, then a break
- Steve in a tent in Towcester was due to be the first caller but he wasn't there
- John in Edmonton did his visual gag and then a break
- Gilbert in Walthamstow wanted to talk about horse racing
- Anthony in Gateshead did his visual gag
- Then it was the midnight news
- E-mails read out from someone who James didn't mention the name of, and another apparently called Peter Beardsley
- Back to calls and Cornelius in Islington gave his attempt at a visual gag
- Pete in Coventry did his
- Then James did a joke then after the break another one
- Tony in Embankment in London did his visual gag
- Pauline in Burley in Warfdale did hers
- James confirmed here that "Portillo" was answering the phones
- Tim in Liverpool did his visual gag
- Then it was e-mails from Tez Parkinson in Cleethorpes and Mike Atkins in Eccles
- Back to the phones and George in London did his visual gag
- Linda in Blackpool did hers then a break
- Joe in Donegal did his visual gag
- Shaun in Blackley in Manchester did his
- Eli in Penge (presumably the one in London) did his visual gag
- Dave on the M20 did his
- Tom in Kent did his
- Mike "in the shadow of Europe's largest brick structure" (which was presumably referring to Stockport Viaduct) did his visual gag - Bryce in Torquay called and James told him a visual gag
- Jim on the M25 did his visual gag
- John in Putney did his
- Steven in Livingston did his
- Jimmy in Lincolnshire did his
- Kevin in "some preposterous place" later described by James as "on a phonicular railway" - he did his visual gag
- Mel in Swindon did his and the timecheck was 12.55
- John in Yorkshire was the last caller and did his visual gag
- James the confirmed that Chris Ashley was on next and he'll be back at 10pm on Friday